joshsux:

when mcdonalds accidentally gives you an extra chicken nugget

metaphorically:

i was crying in my car in front of the mcdonalds near my house eating french fries and listening to my sad playlist in the car and a black guy tapped on my window and just gave me life changing advice “its going to be ok lil nigga you can do it” 

gallifreyantimelady:

gallifreyantimelady:

my dad said that this knife he was looking at was too thin and i said ‘all the better to slit throats with’ and he didn’t even react

he said that he’s used to hearing my satanic homicidal remarks

do u ever just make scenarios in your head that will never happen but makes you so happy so you just keep on imagining them